United Gamers

[kill joy]

granted but i did it way to low

i wish i ace my music test

p.s. i like egyptian gods

[echo1001]

Granted, but now you can't get into college.

I wish I had a monkey!

[CasanovaFrankenstein]

Granted, but the monkey spends all of your college money.

I wish I had the magic power that allowed me to appear behind a hacker/password stealer with a large gun/knife/zombie/atomic bomb and say "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"

Then watch him p his pans.

[echo1001]

*LO!*

Granted, but when he is hacking something your grandma is in the same room and ends up peeing her pants too, and you have to clean it up!

I wish Pandora wasn't messing up.

[CasanovaFrankenstein]

Granted, it has stopped messing up, but everything else messes up around you, like cars, elevators, gravity and one of the valves in your heart.

I wish I knew George Washington and he was on my side. NSFW Video

[echo1001]

Granted, but he's lame in person.

I wish the randomness level here reached excessive levels!

* Also,

[kill joy]

granted but the minge levels reach excessive levels as well

i wish i knew a free hooker

[CasanovaFrankenstein]

Granted, but it is a dude.


I wish I didn't just go there.

[kill joy]

granted but now you think every hooker you see is a dude

i wish i could lick my back

[echo1001]

Granted, but it gives you herpes (don't ask how that works)

I wish installing an IDE HDD on a machine with a SCSI controller wasn't so hard.